swarnpert:

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen

(via i-promise-it-getsbetter)

andillwriteyouatragedy:

marvel + text posts (x)

(via and-suddenly-butts)

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

(via lokidokeyartichoki)

stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

image

getting stuck on the next level

image

(via till-the-end-of-the-bucky)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via lokidokeyartichoki)

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

(via put-that-thing-backk)

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(via put-that-thing-backk)

mrscoulter:

The Avengers + Space Porn

(via panicsatdiscos)